Wednesday, June 11, 2008

SIX FACTS

All I can do is give you six facts. I can't figure out the link part nor do I know six other bloggers I wish to tag.

1. When I was about two years old, I was helping my father hold the door open while he was cleaning out our septic pump. He was carrying buckets of sewage into the back yard of our house in Aldershot. He tripped, and a whole bucket of sewage went over my head. He called my mother to come and help. They stood and looked at me wondering what to do. My dad said," I think it would be easier to make a new one than to clean this one up!"

2. I was about two or three when we got our first dog for Christmas. My parents got her from the Burlington dog pound. She was a purebred boxer. I still remember how huge she seemed, as my head just came level to her back. We had her for twelve years. Her name was Cindy. Needless to say, boxers are my favorite dogs and I have owned two others in my life time. Plus a Standard Poodle.

3. My first car was a 1966 AMC Rambler, 3 on the tree. I bought it from my mom for $25 and fixed it up with parts from the car wreckers. I drove it for three years and sold it to my buddy for $150.

4. When I was nine we were cottaging up North at a place called Mazinaw Lake. While walking through the woods to the dock one day, I stepped in a wasps nest that was at the base of a tree. They swarmed all over me and I received about 30 stings. My father was walking behind me. He had no idea I new all those swear words. He was shocked. Go figure!

5. On that same holiday, while out fishing in the boat in the river area, I hooked into a huge fish. I just had a kids rod and reel, but managed to fight the thing to the boat. My rod was bent right over. I got it close to the boat and saw it was a beautiful Pickerel. My dad, in his excitement, rammed the net into the water and subsequently knocked the fish off my hook. Oh well, better luck next time!

6. My best time for going up North fishing from Hamilton to Parry Sound was done in 60 minutes flat. Impossible you say? Not if you're flying in your friends Cessna Airplane! All you can see North of Orillia is trees and water. I asked my friend, " what if the engine conks out?" He says, " Well, you climb as high as you can and look for a place to land." I said, " There is no place to land!" He says, " we either find an old road to land on or we can do some fast trolling in one of those lakes down there!" Very comforting. Next time I'm not going unless the plane has two engines.

4 comments:

Don G said...

Thanks for the memories. You gott'a be able to laugh at some problems. The first fact was funny when it happened and it's still funny. Especially when it's retold by the victim. I don't think I ever asked you to forgive for that incident---funny as it is in the retelling, I'm sorry it happened. And , frankly, I'm glad you didn't get some horrible sickness from it---ooooooooohhh----all that smelly goop !learrfh

Don G said...

P.S. I meant to make a correction it wasn't the septic tank: it was the sump that caught all the water from the kitchen sink and collected soap, grease etc Pretty smelly but none of that brown crud.

Dougie G said...

No need to apologise. It was an accident. I thought what you said was hilarious! Oh! Greacy Soap scum. That makes me feel better!

Patti said...

OH!!! #1 is soooo funny!!!!!!!

My grandpa had a similar story...not the same...but just as funny. I'll have to blog is sometime.

#4 is funny too.

And it's all funnier since I actually KNOW your dad! heehee