Saturday, April 5, 2008

Bulletin Bloopers by Anonymous

Taken from the book " Help, I Can't Stop Laughing"

* Jean will be leading a weight-management series Wednesday nights. She's used the program herself and has been growing like crazy!

* This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

* Tuesday at 4:00pm there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.

* Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing " Put me in My Little Bed" accompanied by the pastor.

* The service will close with " Little Drops of Water". One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.

* The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.

* The Lutherans men's group will meet at 6:00pm. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and desert will be served for a nominal feel.

* Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

* The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

* At evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be
" What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

* Today........ Christian Youth Fellowship Sexuality Course, 8:00pm. Please park in the rear parking lot for this activity.

* The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7:00pm. The congregation is invited to join this tragedy.

* The associate minister unveiled the church's new giving campaign slogan last Sunday:
" I Upped My Pledge- Up Yours."

* A new loudspeaker system has been installed in the church. It was given by one of our members in honour of his wife.

It's going to be a great sunny weekend! Have a good one. BBQ Time!!
What is your favorite food cooked on the BBQ? Mine is steak, potatoes, corn on the cob and roasted vegetables ( onion, red and green peppers, carrots and zucchini) YUMMY!

10 comments:

Patti said...

haha!!

My favourite food on the BBQ - I don't know, but I had that exact menu off YOUR BBQ last year, and it was mighty, mighty good!

Dougie G said...

Glad you enjoyed it. We will be doing that again this season sometime. We love to entertain and share with our friends. I bought a BBQ with a rotisserie, so I want try a roast or ribs. I may need some guinny pigs.

TLC said...

No!!! Don't roast the guinny pigs!! Besides, they are very small, and you would need to cook a lot of them to satisfy anyone's meat cravings.

Dougie G said...

hahahahaha! These are BIG Guinny Pigs. I love guinny pigs, they taste like chicken.... just like cats and rats and elephants!

TLC said...

I would love to see the size of bbq needed to grill an elephant. Are you sure it tastes like chicken?? I think I'm allergic - so I'd have to pass (either that or it looks weird, and I'm trying to tell you nicely that I'd pass on eating elephant). My Mom has eaten octopus - that's also really weird, and I certainly wouldn't try that. I wonder if you can bbq octopus though? Maybe you'd have to make it into a kebab....but what to marinate with, and really, are there vegetables that are suited to that type of seafood? Eew!

Dougie G said...

I've had octopus. Very funny texture and I don't even remeber what it tasted like. Obviously, didn't make a great impact on me, so i think I can live without it. Me thinks I'll just stick to steak. I still need some guinny pigs for my first roast!.... beef that is.

TLC said...

Oooh, I volunteer!! I like my beef well done - no pink anywhere! I could bring dinner rolls...or I'm getting good at making gravy. But you do need potatoes and corn on the cob...a definite must!

Dougie G said...

Ok You're on. I'll let you know when. Gravy....potatoes....corn... apple pie...... Ok I'm getting hungry now.

TLC said...

Hmmm, I'll have to bring another dessert too - not an apple pie fan...but definitely, you're on!

Dougie G said...

You can bring whatever you would like. Pray for warmer weather!