Wednesday, March 19, 2008

THE YEARS'S BEST HEADLINES

by Anonymous

* Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

* Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

* Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

* Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

* Eye Drops Off Shelf

* Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

* Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax

* Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told

* Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

* Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years at Checkout Counters

* If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

* Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures

*Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

* Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

* New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

* Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

* Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

* Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

* Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

* New Vaccine May Contain Rabies

* Hospitals Are Sued by Seven Foot Doctors

* Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

* Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

* British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

* Stolen Painting Found by Tree

* War Dims Hope for Peace

Hope you had at least one good laugh!

2 comments:

Joe said...

No laughs, too early, but a smile that lasted through them all. Oh, there was one snicker.

Don G said...

Life's little comedies. They're found wherever you look. We have one at work in Crossroads Centre. The sign on the prayer room door says:
Temporary Prayer Centre
I've been asking everybody: " What is temporary prayer ?