BY ANONYMOUS:
* Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.
* I collided with a stationary car going the other way.
* A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
* I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision, and I did not see the other car.
* To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.
* My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
* An invisable car came out of nowwhere, struck my car and vanished.
* I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the curb when I struck him.
* I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in the ditch by some stray cows.
* The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of its way when it struck the front end.
Quotes of the day:
"Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face." - Victor Hugo
" The cheerful heart has a continual feast" - Proverbs 15:15
" It is God's giving if we laugh or weep" - Sophocles
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2 comments:
"Found by some stray cows."
Now THERE is a visual!!
LOL
" I was sure the old fellow wouldn't make it the other side of the road when I hit him ". Doesn't this guy know that you don't get points for nailing a pedestrian unless you go up over the sidewalk to get him ??
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